Labour-saving device

Anything to cut down on the workload. We already have a recorder to watch TV programmes for us. And now, with my new Stroke-o-matic (TM), I can avoid all that tedious interaction with the cat.

Now I just need to invent something to nod and go "mmm" to save me talking to the family.

(Most of you will have noticed that, for some time now, my Blips have been taken by the toaster. Well, actually, they have been taken by the sofa. But the toaster took them.)