The Quest - part 2
Up very early to continue the Quest. (see yesterday)
Journeyed for miles to the Hill of Sight. On arrival met by Imperious Vendor
MAiT: I am here for the Teensy-Weensy Plastic Device
Imperious Vendor disappears into his magic cave and appears brandishing a package (looking very much like Neville Chamberlain announcing peace in our time)
MAiT: (After scrutinising package) It's THE WRONG Teensy-Weensy Plastic Device.
IV: no it's not
MAiT: yes it is...look. (jabs finger at the wrong Teensy-Weensy Plastic Device.)
Eventually and grudgingly IV agrees.
MAiT: I just wish I could find a person of skill that can just find and fit the Teensy-Weensy Plastic Device, why, oh why, is there no one in the land that can do such a thing......
IV: Thatcher's Britain...
MAiT: Ah, I see
I can't be bothered filling you in with the next hour of searching, discussing, negotiating, deciding.....
In other news....time spent with mad old bats, grumpy pals, badly behaved kids, truculant waitresses.
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