Honest to god ...

Invite the girls over and they grope me and make obscene gesticulations .. Minnie baby vomits on my floor... Not before being smoothed by Jerry the puppy .. Too much food but we had to eat it .. We just had to ... Crackers to pull with the usual cheap crappy plastic bits inside .. Cake .. Coffee .. More cake ..
Then Pidge gets her widget thingy out and all the cameras went off at the same time !! It was most fun ...
I was bored .. So bored we arranged to do it again next week ....

Because I am such a lovely wife I made Mr W an evening meal .. That's TWICE I let him eat today .