Post Wedding Feast

Photojournalism and I have just finished photographing a huge wedding. Why is it that mere photographers don' t get to have any of the Wedding Breakfast? I suppose because we are mere servants on the day. We worked like slaves for hours and were so ravenous that in desperation we headed to KFC for a greasy fat laden meal. I haven' been to KFC for years and years... So it was a well deserved treat.