Khan El Khalili Cat

"Hey hey Luckeeee Maaaan! Come look. Free for you look. Best price. Where you from? Scotland? BRAAAAVEHEART luckeeee maaaan! You want you want? Come come. Luckeeee maaaan two thousand camel for your lady, such fine lady luckeeee maaaan. You want rubbish piece of taaaat luckeeee maaaan? No problem for you, just wait wait. The price? Wait wait. Mohaaaaaaamed! Ableh qabi saa-ih fee dukaan! Khalla booyah bisarra ajala!!!* The price? Twelve trillion pounds. What, no want? Okay okay luckeeee maaaan, for you only no joke serious 11 trillion pounds for this lovely piece of taaaat. Hey, where you go luckeeee maaan? STOP I AM TALKING TO YOU! Okay okay 20 pounds luckeee maaan!"

Repeat.

Every stall.

For 3 hours.

You've really got to be in the mood for Khan El Khalili Market. I don't think I'll ever be, although I did manage to grab something that will hopefully make a great blip with Agent X.

On my recent kitten post, a fellow blipper highlighted that in actual fact the cats around Khan El Khalili aren't quite as pitiful as I made out, and so here's a nice big fat healthy one to balance it up a bit.

It's name? "Pooooooseeeeeee" of course!




*Mohammed! Stupid tourist in shop! Move your arse!