Vacant

In 2013 Superman swooped upon my doorstep and took me for a ride.

We flew to the moon, but it was too cold.
We flew to New York City, but it was too dirty.
We flew to the sun, and set up home.

We stayed at the sun for two centuries straight. We were tanner than ever, and full of good vibes. But when the sun started growing cold, we decided it was time to fly home.

When we arrived upon my old doorstep, we found nothing but ash. After 200 years, a lot can change.

Earth was vacant, completely uninhabited.
It may sound dreadful, but it was.. Breathtakingly phenomenal.