Fluffy!

See.... I can do fluffy and soft. Only by a storke of luck I might add. If Harry hadn't vomited on the bed last night, I wouldn't have bought this very fluffy, very soft, very expensive, postage stamp sized throw..... !!!

That's why I shall be returning it tomorrow as it's just about big enough to cover my arse when I lie on the bed. Not fit for purpose. Or maybe it is!? Maybe I missed a trick. Oh fuck have I missed out on something again....