WHAT KILLED THE KING?

Elvis is alive in Londesborough! Or who needs Las Vagas when you've got Market Weighton' parish church to sing in.


Elvis Presley had a BIG APPETITE for life, singing, women, cars, and food. He had "food issues", Elvis also had "drug abuse" issues.



HOW ELVIS DIED:

Q: DO YOU KNOW WHAT KILLED ELVIS?

A: Butter!!!

According to Dr. Jerry Francisco, the Shelby County coroner who performed the autopsy, said, "Elvis had coronary disease and hypertension. Butter probably produced more damage on his heart than drugs."