What? Got a problem?
Maud: Yes, I do have a ball in my mouth Tiddy. Want to make something of it?
Tiddy: No
Maud: Because I'm happy to fight, right? Happy to justify the need for it.
Tiddy: I don't care.
Maud: And it's not stuck before you're tempted to say something clever. It's a life-style choice.
Tiddy: And the reason I don't care?
Maud: Yeah. And you're not playing. Before you ask. It's a dog thing.
Tiddy: And the reason I couldn't give a monkey's cuss about your ball? Because I actually have a life.
Maud: Yeah? Yeah? You call sleeping on Charlie a life?
Tiddy: I call it a hot water bottle. I call it a solution. Be gone with your ball, dog.
Maud: Whatever!
Well yeah. Is it Christmas yet?
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