I can see right up your nose.

Well, you could if I hadn't smudged it a little.

SHOCK! HORROR!! I've been chin-scalped.
Gaffer reckoned I was due for the ceremonious "Lowering of the lugs".
"Do you think they can trim your beard a bit?"
"I'll soon find out."
He wanted to reduce it to the fashionable "I forgot to shave for a few days." look. I haggled a bit and we compromised on a #4 around the bottom: and it's had nearly 10 days growth since then.

I'm "fair nithered" around that facial area.

To add insult to injury she says...
"Hasn't he taken a bit much off?"
Yes Flower, he has.
;¬))