Saucy market man

"Hi, are these your t-shirts? I'm loving the pattern in them"
"They are yes"
"Can I take your photo in front of them?"
" Oh no, I'm not photogenic. Oh go on then"
"Which one of you going to stand next to.... How about this elegant lady?"
"Funny you stay that, she does look a little bit like..."
"Steady!"

Must have been my Lowe Alpine jacket I was wearing.