Impressive erection

I've seen two sex-related articles on Facebook today.

One said that, as a nation, we are having less sex than ever before. Working longer hours, too much time spent online, and the abundance of screen-type gadgets in the home are the main causes, apparently.

(I read this article on Facebook from my smartphone. Yup.)

The other said men from Wales are having the most sex, while it's the women from Yorkshire who are the most sexually active. Also people called Jack or Natalie are getting the most action.

So I'm moving to Yorkshire and getting my name changed by Deed Poll....to Natalie Jack. Just in case....