I think one of the things blip say is that you should save your life. Well the past few days can go straight in the bin,, but look on the bright side, I've had three "long lies", plenty of bed rest and I've lost 6 pounds. It's the bits in-between like the cramps, near permanent 24 hr toilet coverage and giving a nice, pretty doctor a jar of my poo/slurry I could have done without. Still on the bright side none of the family have gotten it.

Still not 100% but I can see the way out. Christ, I'd rather have been at work…..