Glowering sky.

It didn't rain when I was walking home, which can only be good.

The guy at the desk at the window assumed I was from building services and photographing evidence that the window needed cleaning. I pointed out that I've been sitting two desks away in Client Reporting for the last few weeks. He was not embarrassed.

Joke for you.

What does the Queen call a selfie?

A 'Onesie'.