My new invention

You have loads of jewelry and you don't know where to put it?! You are already late for the lecture you always miss and you struggle finding your earrings?! Do NOT worry anymore! Just use my new invention - the Scarf-jewelry-holder! Easy, cute, useful, and cheap! Inspired by my lack of motivation to study, the new and improved jewelry holder has a lot of amazing features. You can move it around the house, you can use it as a jewelry, you can combine it with a different Scarf-necklace-holder (you will probably run out of scarfs soon), or just play with it . It is your new best friend - you can hug it, kiss it, talk to it about your problems, share it with your flatmates, make it your flatmate! Make it your friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, baby! It is a unique and multifunctional invention!

/Now I have to actually go and study ... with my new best friend - the Scarf-jewelry-holder!!!/