Three left...

It's nine o'clock in the office and I'm not going to do any more work.
On the face of it there seem to be three doughnuts left but unfortunately, I have to tell you that there are no dougnuts left at all in my opinion. The fact of the matter is that these particular doughnuts are filled with custard.
Who in their right mind would even think about filling doughnuts with custard? It is an abomination. I HATE CUSTARD! I also hate sprouts and pineapple, but I'd prefer those in the middle of a doughnut than custard. They might as well just put congealed vomit in the middle and be done with it.

Ugh.

I'm hungry.

I want doughnuts with jam in.