I'll drive.

Got me golf bats back after a long, long, long loan to a mate. I've already had them out and I'm glad to say that things I spent £100 on ten years ago still work better than some of the stuff costing ten times that I see being wielded on Minchinhampton course.
Why people who are utterly arse at golf spend so much money on it is beyond me.
Smugness abounds.