Come into the Garden

By aprecious

Guilty

Maud: What's that blue light?

Pud: It's the cops, innit?

Maud: What do they want? Eh?

Pud: Heard there was a stick up yesterday...

Maud: A stick up?

Pud: Yeah, a dog came up here, and robbed aprecious of all the dog biscuits?

pause

Pud: You wouldn't know anything about that would you?

Maud looks shifty

Maud: Me? No. Me? I don't erm no, I wouldn't erm, no not me Pud.

Pud: Well, they've apparently got photos. Evening officer.

Long day of back to back meetings. Fun though, mostly. Still no heating. Hey ho. One good thing - turns out our boiler's warranty runs out Thursday so having paid for the call out in advance we have managed to get in in time. Boiler man arrives on Friday!

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