Drama Queen

She had no problem with
Dyslexics have more fnu
but when she read that
You’re only as good as your last haircut
she looked at her hair
and was filled with fear.

She shrieked and wailed
and clawed at her face
and wished that this
was not the case.

Perhaps if she prayed?

But would her prayer be answered?

For is there, she wondered, a doG?