Happy birthday to that ungrateful wench....

Withers!!!!

I bought her cakes, I did not make the cakes, I bought them and I bought them from tescos, do you know what she said she pulled a face and said something like hmmmmm Tescos cakes!!!! It seems I have spoilt her with only buying waitrose or M&S in the past!!! And do you know where she had stored them....... In the garage on the bin!!!!!

Thankfully she loved her pressie and let me tell you I was very nervous, I did not sleep a wink. You see I went off piste, I didn't buy from the list I braved it and bought her a tray which doubles as a photo holder and I put photos of her children in it, cunning I was, there was no way she'd even dare chuck it with her off spring photos in!!!

So the afternoon has been spent celebrating her day with pidge, Minnie and her long suffering friends over lunch!!! It has been a very enjoyable day!!

Happy birthday lovely lady, love you lots you weirdo from the Internet!! i tried to add a nice line without insults at the end but just couldn't do it, it felt weird!!!

:)) xx