Before...

A) it gets cleaned...*guffaws*
B) it gets worn keys...
C) it gets nail marks on them...
D) I break it...
E) I throw the whole bloody lot out the window! (see D)

I've set myself a reminder for this date next year to blip it again. Talking of remembering stuff... yesterday was the day I started at work. It's my 11th year. I've no idea how that's even possible. 11 years! ELEVEN!

90% nil.