Airport Security

I'm sure glad we have the TSA keeping us safe. I feel that my in-laws were a lot safer on their flight home thanks to the TSA waving my mother-in-law through the metal detector despite having been told that she has a pacemaker. Luckily she didn't collapse right there, but I'm sure that she resembles a terrorist so much that, when she talks to her doctor about it, he'll sagely nod his head and murmur praise to the TSA for protecting our national security. Those old grannies, you can't be too careful with them, so the partial-strip-search that followed was certainly necessary. No liberty is too dear to sacrifice in the name of security!