Taking the Piss

seriously, they're having a laugh now. I have lost all sense of normality.<br />
Melt me down for glue. I'm currently a cross between robocop and some Olympic alsoran trussed up in that nonsense tape in the pretense it will make the slightest difference to my 3yard hobble. Apparently acute tendon inflammation (overuse- really? can't imagine how) in my good leg- which up until Achilles had his divorce used to be my bad leg- requires this and more sitting on my arse. oh and some needles. <br />
harumph. And yes it hurts. <br />And it looks bloody ridiculous. Even I am struggling to laugh. Actually I have had a good giggle at it all.
But I can move free handed. And theres some wine left in the bottle so life ain't all bad.