Has only got one

Absolutely knackered today and barely functioned at work.

Discussed the toilet cubicle facilities for males at work today, working in a large office which has been cramming people in, when you need to go it usually involves a fair hike to find a suitable cubicle. I am currently researching if there is a minimum ratio of staff to toilets, does anyone know?

Anyway was at the allotment the other night clearing out the greenhouse when I came across this cucumber. It made me laugh and I thought of
That's Life and the misshaped vegetables that used to be Sunday prime time viewing. I also started singing a British troop song from ww2 that seemed appropriate with the shape of this veg or I am losing the plot.