The Rub Down

That's what I like. One wipe of Nenette and your car is sparkling again. Then just a spot of oil on the moving parts. I always enjoyed using the grease gun too; it was just enough to say greasing the nipples in my Dad's company. He never rose to that sort of stuff. And he was always showing me male and female parts to every assembly without the slightest trace of a smirk. That's talent.
Today though I was out there hoovering and screwing, so I was. Tomorrow a photographer arrives to take some snaps of the place and hopefully before long we'll get it let, and the funds will flood in to keep mum in incontinence pads for some years to come.
Look! The moon's up! And now I know what it's called! Time to scoot.....