Too many options...

Too little time.

We found this magazine under a desk a little while ago, and I thought I'd find an ad to photograph and laugh at. But there were just too many options. Should I use the page of 'exotic outfits' (aka ridiculous flares), the man's new secretarial agency (with the most beautiful 'birds' in town, who have brains too!), the pantyhose that don't fall down (but reveal your bottom), or the 'Kids Talk' letter reading Master Just Three was showing his father his animal book. "This," he announced, pointing to a reindeer, "is a puppy with TV aerials."

Too many options, too little space.