I am not a happy bunny

Nor am I am a happy greyhound.

I don't like all this popping and fizzing. And for once that's not my Mum's wine bottles.

I strongly suspect I shan't be getting a walk tonight.

And today my Mum made me try this on. I saw her throw the packaging in the bin so I have a horrible feeling she is keeping it.

I am not a happy greyhound.