Vincent Van Guff

The boy has got a bowel infection which may look a little like this under a microscope.

A few years before I met the boy I went on a date with a man who liked to paint diseases as a hobby. He was very proud to tell me that he once gave a friend HIV for her birthday. There wasn't a second date.

Lets hope the boy gets better soon before we run out of oust!

A good day in the office today.