Only in Glasgow

Went with the girls to see Talon the Eagles tribute band in Ayr. They were very good. On the way we decided to do some shopping and as it was so wet went to Silverburn. My idea of hell to be honest but I was very amused by this whole stall dedicated to creamola foam a substance known to Scottish adults and now resold as Krakatoa. Basically it's like cocaine for kids and still is so judging by the small child who had just tasted a sample and was running screaming around the mall with its mother dashing behind trying to catch it. The boys pleased at our interest asked, "Wid ye like tae see the menu?" This totally cracked us up that there would be a menu. Health warning yes. But as they pointed out it only had a teaspoon of sugar in it . They didn't say that you only used a teaspoonful and it also still contained a lifetimes worth of E numbers.