Peter Seller's nose.

I was round at a mates this afternoon for coffee and noticed about a dozen of these on a shelf. They are all made from different coloured plaster or plastic or rubber.

Explain? I asked.

Oh, they're casts of Peter Seller's nose.

I see, and why do you have them?

My old flatmate made them for an art project.

Ok. And how did he get a mould of Peter Seller's nose.

I don't ask those sort of questions.