Chase the Rainbow

You can catch it sometimes. With your mobile stuck out of the window at least.

November 1st and the fecking Christmas TV ads have started, (3 out of the last five in the break I've just watched induced a tourettey bout of of festive fuckoffery), my internet's gave up completely (posting this tethered to my phone which, ironically, is running four times faster than my broadband has been this week), all after a phone call I had earlier that's messed with my head big time.

Need (more) wine.