Brushing up crumbs

After dinner Mummy asked me to help her brush the crumbs off the table. Apparently I'm taking things a bit too literally!

"But can’t you just wave your hand and make all the dirt fly away, then?" [...]
"That works, but only if you wave them about on the floor with a scrubbing brush."
(Terry Pratchett - from Wintersmith)

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