Noddy no mates

Finally ended up sitting on a park bench with a couple of down and outs. Who's got the special brew?

I'm putting on a brave face but we've carpet bombed the whole town with leaflets and explored every avenue (literally and metaphorically). No Scout. Can't think of anything else to do except come to terms with it and hope for one of those "my cat came back after six weeks / six months / a year as if he had never been away" stories that you hear such a lot about...