So Fellini

Evening all.

The other night I was moaning about how i'd fallen into a bit of dull routine, and exposure to the more outré aspects of my life seemed to have waned.

Not 48 hours later I have a cat that looks like it's been cut in half by a bad magician (see Tuesday) and tonight...

a man knocks on my door and gives me half a pig.

I mean, it wasn't a purely spontaneous philanthropic gesture, I think i'd agreed to buy one....just can't remember doing so!!

Now, I have half a pig slowly bleeding out on the kitchen floor, Frankenstein's cat circling it eagerly and a freezer that is in desperate need of an emptying of tonnes of ice cream to make space for the dismembered porcine feast...

oh, I wish life was dull again.

night all

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