Egg-hibition

We've had a very talented lady at school, who was telling me about her egg 'faces' that she draws. She told me to bring in a dozen eggs, and she would show me exactly what she was talking about. So I did - and this is the end result. Brilliant - don't they look egg-stravagant! How am I going to cook these eggs up knowing they will be looking at me when I put them in the pot?