CANAL INTERLUDE

Look, Daddy's feeding the ducks.
Would you like to feed the ducks?
Let's feed the ducks, that's why we came here.
No, we don't want to stamp on the pigeons. Or in the pigeon poo.
Shall we feed the ducks? Ooh yes, let's.
Okay. that's a no then.
Your little sister would like to feed the ducks but she's asleep.
No, don't shake the pushchair. No, don't. Don't shake the pushchair.
Keep away from the edge. I SAID KEEP AWAY FROM THE EDGE.
You shouldn't have frightened Daddy like that.
No, don't cry, there's a nice man with a lifebelt. Look, he's throwing it to Daddy.
You want to hold the pushchair while we wait for Daddy?
No, don't take the brake off .......

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