The patience of Tam

Me - Have you got a bald wig?

Tam's assistant - Erm, yes, yes we have, hang on a mo...(goes into backroom, rummages, comes back with a smile)...Here you are.

Me - Have you got one with hair?

Tam's assistant - One with hair? So you don't want a bald wig then?

Me - Well, no, not technically...

I bought a moustache as well to say sorry.