The film Life of Brian features a very small segment when Brians shoe is viewed as the main guide to the path of eternal life. The promoter of the idea was quickly overruled

Had he used a £2 orange Croc? like maybe he would has more followers. This mystic has already got 2 followers. He also probably has pneumonia because the sea was very cold and also sore feet (the shoe is not his) as the stones were hard and sharp.
He also has some very happy memories, as do the kids.

Nice