wellies

just showed up in the post today

I HATE buying shoes. My feet are too big, so I can never find anything in my size. The local hardware store only had these giant yellow monsters with extra rubber shock absorbers and fleece lining, so I ordered these online. They're a bit too big around my feet and too small around my calves. Whatever though, they're just rubber boots. The giant holes in the ground are much more likely to sprain my ankles than the extra cm in the heal.