World Cup Fever

Somehow a England proved us all wrong and qualified for the World Cup tonight with a 2-0 win over Poland. Don't get excited though; we'll play crap at the actual tournament, apart from one backs-against-the-wall performance, and exit to the first decent team we come up against. Indie bands across the country will be battling to write the epic ballad to accompany the going-home montage as we speak.