Spamalot

I knew I'd been going wrong somewhere.

It seems it's a problem having so many accounts with so many different banks...I just can't keep up!

This is the latest email asking me to update my security authentication.
Sadly I've been too slow doing this for my Barclays and Mint accounts; they've been blocked completely until I register all my details again.
The funny thing is, I don't have accounts with any of these banks!!!
I went through a phase of being bombarded with similar emails from Santander; I called into my local branch to tell them about it and was rewarded with a shrug and a 'meh' for my trouble. 'Just send them to your spam folder' was as much as they offered. Pfffft.