Freckly Punchy Joe

You do not mess with Freckly Punchy Joe.

Unless you insist on getting an imprint of his Argos signet ring in your forehead.

Unless your name is Eye, [pregnant pause], Raheny [much less pregnant pause... let's say 4 months max] Eye...



Someone fix me a Martini, fast! Shaken, stirred, I don't give a flying monkey, just fix me a Martini.

With a green olive.





Please.