mum*needs*a*timeout*

By mandygf

just some days....

...this seems to be the best place to be...

Cooper's always enjoyed sitting in these.... there's times he sits like this. ... he's a funny boy. ...

here are a few "Cooperisms...."


Why can't this boy of mine sit still when he's watching tv... he sitting on top of me..

Me: Cooper do you have to sit right on top of me?
Cooper: yes... I'm like a chicken sitting on an egg...
Me: but I'm not an egg. ..
Cooper: I know but they keep their eggs cosy by sitting on them... so I'm keeping you cosy. ...




Cooper: what are you eating mum?
Me: ribs...
Cooper: oh I know what they are. .. ( pulls up his jammie leg)... it's these blue lines on my legs...
Me: oh no those are veins... ribs are what keeps your lungs in remember?
Cooper: you're eating humans?
Me: no silly we eat animals not humans. ..
Cooper: animals. .. we eat animals? Poor elephants. ..
Me: we don't eat elephants we eat cows & pigs,sheep & chicken. ..
Cooper: we don't eat animals that's a shame. ... sheep give us wool we don't eat them. ..

Think I might have a problem come meal time tomorrow.



Cooper puts his "bandana" & gets into ninja-mode...

Crawls across the living room carpet. ...

Cooper: boo!!
Me: oh how did you get here?
Cooper: you've got to admit mum. ... you've just got to admit I'm a good ninja...

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