Wembley

I'd rather be watching Aldershot....

It's easier to get to
It's easier to get back from
The beer is better in the local pubs
We don't have a stupid band (who first thought to bring a bloody trumpet to a football match?)
We don't have a bunch of overpaid prima-donnas who think they're better than they actually are

Truth be told, I'd have rather have been sitting with the fans from Montenegro - I often feel a stronger affinity for the underdog, and they looked to be having a cracking time!