See me coming

When I was in Aus my sis and I went shopping in Target (pronounced the French way, Tar-jay sounds chicer than it should) and she discovered these cheaper-than-chips jeans. "Wow, what fantastic colours," she said, "you should get some of these." I notice she didn't get any at all, but I plumped for a pair of peacock blue and these rather extraordinary orange ones. Today I finally plucked up the courage to christen them and I have to say I rather like them. Better still they'll be a must for the winter - the hunters will be able to spot me a mile off!