Cursing and swearing

No. 1 son was cursing and swearing when he got the dreaded message that Norton had failed to up date and his 'puter was unprotected.
'Please vist our website and follow our helpful instructions".
Having said goodbye to 3 or 4 hours of his life that he'll never get back, the job is done. Why oh why do they make stuff so bloody long and drawn out?

And did you notice the deliberate mistake?

Answers on a postcard etc....

Ah well. Until tomorrow....