Massive Fire (My Arse)

Despite the local papers describing the fire on St Ives Harbour front as "massive" it was in fact fairly small and damaged a couple of shops with smoke and an electric cupboard.

It did involve about 9 fire engines, the Police, Western Power Distribution, British Gas (when someone dug up the gas main while looking for the electric cable - Im looking at you Western Power Distribution!), The RNLI (who had to put in place a recovery plan as the mains was in danger of being cut), Old Uncle Tom Cobley and All.