Do you live here?

Said the cheeky roe deer spotting a man with a camera walking through his young orchard.
"We were just dining on any tender twigs or quality grass before the elephants come.", said the mother, with an air of propriety.
"Oh I see.", said the man with the camera,"perhaps you wouldn't mind posing for a portrait?"
"Well maybe, but further over there", they sniggered, white bottoms bouncing up and down as they moved to a darker and more distant spot.
"Very well then.", thought the man with the camera to himself,"If I wasn't only wearing my slippers, I might chase you away."

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