Anemone?

I suppose, being a wee bit warped, it's only natural that a sliver of warp rubs off onto the young 'uns, even those belonging to "The Man".

I'm one of those warped folk who hoard favourite cards.

I have one, from a similar source, plain white, one small picture on the front and a caption which read ...
"For someone without anemone in the world."

Which cracked me up, I still chuckle over it.

This is another, the inner message reads ...

"Okay, light the candles!"

1. 67 of them might need a hose in case.
2. Meerkats number high on my list of favourite fauna.
3. I'm ex-Fire Service.

Apt? Or wot?

I've even visited "Compare the Meerkat.com" it DOES exist honest.