Usain Bolt.

This is a crap photograph of the fastest caterpillar in the world. He was not interested in a photo shoot. And I had the wrong lens and the wrong settings. So hey ho. In other news I worked. Well, I put a display up. It was a fire engine. With firemen. Who looked like they may have been in the pop group YMCA. Helmets and dodgy moustaches. Then crazy afternoon dressing up a dog in baby clothes. Gammon for tea. And then I tried to match up my qualifications to UCAS points. And that's when my day took a really bizarre turn. Because I decided, after years of messing about, that I do want to be a midwife. And I will pull my finger out (perhaps the wrong phrase), and I'll get off my lazy arse and do something about it. And that my lovely blipperloons (all seven of you that now visit!), is my day. And my cunning plan.